IN WHICH I REALISE I MAY HAVE GOT IT WRONG MY ENTIRE LIFE
I woke up to a smell of shrimp, with a fur-baby's bottom wedged under my nose, and my Blackberry in my hand. You see, I never stop working. I even work in my sleep. Nobody has any idea just how HARD I work. I rose and splashed my face with the fresh tears of anguished children (£799 a vial from Harvey Nicks).
Another brilliant spoof, the BIB particularly inspired
Brings back Liz's mercy mission to Somalia, shouting at a poor boy who had somehow managed to find her a jar of Nescafe (what, no Illy?!) because he had used a whip on his donkey and then the classic line about trying to find a 'photogenic child' for the publicity photos. I always think you can't out-spoof the real Liz but these truly laugh out loud examples have just proved some of you can.