Barbed wire round the dvd player ( so no-one can interfere with my viewing pleasure ) ...check !
Bolt on livingroom door ( so no-one can get in therefore ruining my viewing pleasure
Window blind down and curtains drawn so no-one can see in ( therefore seeing me act like a numptie , which will seriously
ruin my viewing pleasure
) ....check !
Comfy chair and footstool placed in front of the tv ( therefore enhancing my viewing pleasure
.....All sorted...when do we start ?
you forgot snacks...popcorn and biscuits, no need for cheese, Andre will supply that in large doses