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Old 06-02-2013, 21:31
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Barbed wire round the dvd player ( so no-one can interfere with my viewing pleasure ) ...check !

Bolt on livingroom door ( so no-one can get in therefore ruining my viewing pleasure )...check!

Window blind down and curtains drawn so no-one can see in ( therefore seeing me act like a numptie , which will seriously ruin my viewing pleasure ) ....check !

Comfy chair and footstool placed in front of the tv ( therefore enhancing my viewing pleasure )....check!

.....All sorted...when do we start ?
you forgot snacks...popcorn and biscuits, no need for cheese, Andre will supply that in large doses
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