"Hello everybody and welcome to Celebrity Big Brother, I'm your host Nikki Grahame.
Shall we meet our first housemate? It's SALLY BERCOW.
WHO IS SHE. WHO IS SHE. WHERE DID YOU FIND HER, WHO IS SHE?"
Yeah that would be awful wouldn't it. Let's not turn BB into an even bigger freak show, it's bad enough that BBBOTS exists, let's not ruin the main show even further.