Wouldn't you have to be cultured to even understand the role? What's next, Stig of The Dump and Oscar The Grouch in charge of waste disposal and environmental health?
"Malta, right... it's proper nice. Me mum loves it and my kids... my kids... they love it too, right, kids?"
*kids ignore their father and play with toys*
"Yeah, they love it mate. Proper honoured by this, I am and me mum's dead proud too. If only my brother could have lived to see the day...*
*looks into distance wistfully, tries to cry*
"Cut it off now. Please. I need a personal moment...", says the man who has a film crew follow him and his entire family around for money.