He added: "I didn't respond to her text, but I'd like to say to her: 'Hang on a second, sweetheart. What the hell? The world doesn't revolve around you. If you want to go and get married, fine. But don't accuse me of trying to seek out your new husband.'
"What does she want me to do? Tell my trainer I can't go there because my ex-wife says I'm not allowed? Give over."
what a funny little article, well said Alex