Erm, he couldn't be bothered txting her back cos it was so beneath him... and then goes to the Sun to tell them all about it?? What a needy little plonker he is.
They are all as desperate and pathetic as each other.
The silence to date of KieranKevin is making him look like the only dignifed (a relative term, obviously) one here - but then, being bound and gagged in Pwicey Towers might account for that.
Or being as thick as shit might account for that