Key questions for tomorrow:
a) Are you lying about the RS or are you lying about being single.
b) Why do you mistreat your animals so badly?
c) Can you see why buying an £1850 dress might go down badly with the various Dulverton tradespeople you still owe money to?
d) What do you think of Brickie, Shona and all the other 'misery top trumps' brigade currently boring for England in the Mail week after week?
e) Why is she barred from VB shows for life?
f) Does she think that, on balance, she ought to do us all a favour and take the easy way out?