Thanks for the kind words, SolarSail. Some of the reasons for 1* reviews simply baffle me. For example. a hotel in Rethymon with some rooms in an old Venetian mansion : "the rooms are dark".
Or a lovely beach village in Paphos, where you could book self-catering, B&B or half-board (or change upwards on a daily basis when you got there). The room is equipped with mini-oven, microwave, kettle, toaster, empty fridge : "there are only two rings on the mini-oven".
I thought they were Mother and Daughter ?
And which did you think was which?
EDIT : sorry, zoepaul, you posted that while I was composing the above.