St Lady Countess Kate is pregnant??
Or Kim Kardashian?
I bet none of you knew that Colleen Rooney was (until she "flaunted" her "bump").
Why do the media insist on using pregnant as an adjective in front of the name of whichever lucky female is the current object of their obsession? Particularly when that person has probably been featured every day that week doing various (or the same) stuff.
Also, wearing a big cardi does not mean you are "hiding" your "bump", just that you wanted to wear a big cardi.
It signifies the countdown to a patented Daily Mail Creepy Paedo-like Stalkathon.