So, does anybody want to have a crack at deciphering the utter codswallop that is this week's Liary? What I got from it was:
- she made up a dinner date to avoid her made-up boyfriend
- she spent tons of money to dress like a lunatic
- she suddenly grew several inches on seeing fake boyfriend throw money around
- fake boyfriend bought a new car
Just how much champagne does she put away before submitting this rambling drivel?