The only reason these posts aren't as near the bone is because PA hasn't given good reason to crucify him... I wonder what the comments would be like if he was chewing his face off in a gay bar telling everyone he's into anal. You's wish... Or slagging off men like Beckham, or Gavin Henson over his body. People are on here slating him for getting an award, or having a steady girlfriend who the kids have gotten to know, but not having much to say about KP's new stripper step-daddy she's knocked up to as soon as the door slams after Leo. I've read a lot of vile posts about PA.
I'm slightly curious as to how one chews one's own face off - in a bar or anywhere else? Did you mean chewing someone else's face off?
And no, can only speak for myself here but can't think of anything I'd less like to see or hear about than Pete discussing more of his sexual needs and preferences.
But if that's how you like to imagine him, who am I to criticise?