Malteser Day. Everyone is sprayed orange
, eats loads of cheese, drinks coffee and they play Mysterious Girl on a loop for 24 hours solid.
Anyway fancy booking a flight?
aha, so that explains why amy childs was warming up the other day going for a tanning record...no doubt it will be a CAN production.
Lizzie Cundy will do a running commentary for OK.
Claire's boyfriend sorting out security and transport (does Malta have a large number of people carriers?)
Gemma Collins...hmmm...well she will turn up just to get her pic in Dan Woottons column.