Malteser Day. Everyone is sprayed orange, eats loads of cheese, drinks coffee and they play Mysterious Girl on a loop for 24 hours solid.
Anyway fancy booking a flight?
I've got no hol days left this year.
Can you go, Blondie, as our rep. I'm sure Momma will accompany you. She's not one to let a Cheesy Maltesery Pete Festival pass unmarked.
Here's how you two need to dress
so you don't let us down on the cheesy maltesery front. The Ambassador and St Emily are already there.