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Old 27-02-2013, 09:47
Daisy Bennyboots
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Malteser Day. Everyone is sprayed orange, eats loads of cheese, drinks coffee and they play Mysterious Girl on a loop for 24 hours solid.

Anyway fancy booking a flight?
That episode of Black Mirror where prisoners who commit heinous crime face a day of terror, have their memory wiped and then have to go though it all over again the next day until their sentence ends? Well Malteaser Day sounds like the answer to our prison crisis! We may actually generate a crime-free utopia here!!

So where the hell is my Fererro Rocher?
I have spent all night gluing them into a pyramid ready for serving as it's actually illegal to present them to Ambassadors any other way.
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