Oh Bunny, that was very entertaining.
A mix of-
"I cringe when I watch myself on TV."
“I visualise my career goals and they always happen. I know that in two years time I’ll be playing Wembley again.”
and downright thought provoking:
"Why is it that you chop trees down, then chop them up?"
Happy Birthday, Pete.
You missed out the great idiot's finest philosophical musing
"I hate feet,they're disgusting!What are they even for?"