I was thinking of something rather more stylish.
Perhaps an awardage of some kind?
Maybe one of the more gifted FMs could fashion some kind of trophy - an AOTY (Abominator of the Year) award perhaps, to be presented every year at one of the more glamorous Travel Lodges by our inspirational founder member Diamond Doll?
To be fair "The Abomination" is down to DD and as with the queens honour system, maybe twice a year DD can grant membership to the "gang".
The welcome pack should include a bagde, toy fezza and a bottle of fakebake (or whatever other tat CAN are trying to market)