She certainly has a type, mainly orange skinned, so if the baby comes out orange she doesn't care.
And why was she shocked at the pregnancy? Maybe she should try going on the pill or at least getting her lovers to use a condom, then she might be shocked for real.
She doesn't like condoms apparently. According to which excuse you read, she either 'likes the feel of the c**k'
or she has a 'latex allergy'.
I think sealing her foo-foo with concrete might be the best option.