Take mah breath ah~waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~~~
Then theres the plain bafflingly bizzare....
Seriously, what makes Top Gun so bizarre?
Toothy Tom's OTT reaction to Gormless Anthony's manfully wet end? Those long, lovingly homoerotic shots of topless volleyball players? Oh, the fact there was a lot more sexual chemistry between Toothy Tom and Vapid Val than between Toothy Tom and Tall Kelly? Or that Top Gun was basically a recruitment advertisement for the U.S. Navy?