Nail on head D.A.N.N.Y but the problem is the self styled 'Abomination Gang' do seem to genuinely find each other absolutely hilarious so these threads will continue to run and run. At the moment Pete's giving them precious little material to work with so they're having to imagine things that he might say or do or feel and slate him for those instead. Back in the real world he's clearly still grieving for his brother but getting on with work, enjoying his relationship with Emily and keeping a low profile. Still as Douglas Adams might say they're 'mostly harmless' and it keeps them amused. But kudos to you - a single post and you're already considered to be on Pete's payroll - that's quite an accolade!
Personal remarks about other FMs aren't allowed. It would probably be best if you both read the T&Cs to familiarise yourself with the rules of the board.