For me, the main problem with having the Unlimited card and seeing a lot of films is this:
"Puss in Boots, a ginger tomcat who wears a cavalier's hat, spies a spot of light on the ground and chases it."
(Formerly: "Top Cat tosses an old woman into the air to prevent her from being hit by a giant, freewheeling cable drum. She whacks him.")
Its still better than the Rio Orange ad. That was running when I first got my card and was using it to see 3 or 4 films a week. Not sure how long it ran but it felt like for ever. Never felt so glad when a different one featured.