I'm happy to say that I remain immune to Adele, having so far avoided hearing even one of her songs.
If she does take this contract and the money I hope she'd have the humour to laugh at herself and call her next tour The Hypocrisy Tour or something.
I remember the Eagles saying that hell would freeze over before they reformed and toured again. When faced with disputes with their record companies which meant that singly they could not record and release material, they met up, found that things were not so bad between them now, reformed, and went out on tour. The name of the tour? The Hell Freezes Over tour!
Oh - and their resulting album, Long Road Out Of Eden, a 2 disc effort, was superb!