Pete enjoys a much-needed day off with his children....
What does he do on his days on? Anytime I catch the show he is usually fannying about getting photos taken, going to letter openings, washing out a coffee cup and calling it housework or writing up his moral manifesto for the furtherance of humankind.(in crayon)
I've just remembered when PA stipulated that his ideal woman must be "single, childless, prefer enjoying friendship rather than parties and must have parents who are still married to each other". The last bit floored me. Having kids himself, he's also a hypocrite. Perhaps he should look in a Jane Austen Novel for a woman.
It's this faux-morality that makes me laugh. This is the man who procreated with and married Katie Price!!!!