I've just remembered when PA stipulated that his ideal woman must be "single, childless, prefer enjoying friendship rather than parties and must have parents who are still married to each other". The last bit floored me. Having kids himself, he's also a hypocrite.
Way to stigmatise his own kids eh? Neither of his children would be suitable marriage material by his criteria.
Perhaps he should look in a Jane Austen Novel for a woman.
Or buy a Russian bride on the internet.
It's this faux-morality that makes me laugh. This is the man who procreated with and married Katie Price!!!!
Likes his bitchezzz klassy does PAndre!