Tom Cruise: good looking but no sex appeal at all.
George Clooney: good looks, but doesn't do it for me.
Scarlet Johanssen: just don't get it, has a face like the mask thing from Saw.
Holly Valance: frying pan face, and eyes like she's being strangled.
Harry Styles: toddler face crossed with a mop head.
Michelle Keegan: great body but very ordinary chavy face.
The fake tan puts me off Michelle, that said I don't think I'd say no.