Hopefully next time she'll break her neck. Chortle!
Wait...I sense I may have gone too far. Someone should make some sort of diagram so I know which injuries are okay to laugh at and which aren't.
I'm guessing minor bone and cartilage injuries for Vorders are okay for a giggle. Cilla Black getting ripped up in a threshing machine is okay to have a good knee-slap at. Jordan can be anything short of liquefied in a freak acid explosion. Minor wounds to Rihanna are okay for a titter as long as Chris Brown didn't inflict them.
Sometimes people try too hard. I'm embaraased for you.