This B- list mostly movie actor who got his big fame from a hit cable show was confronted by a woman he has been dating a month who told him she was pregnant and that he needed to start providing for her. Our actor asked her to take a pregnancy test, which she did. Positive. Our actor then told her she is f**ked, because it is not his child and handed her his own piece of paper which shows that he is sterile and unable to make babies. She has tried this game with other actors before and gets a huge paycheck and then takes care of the pregnancy.
This former A list mostly movies actor has seen his career stall after being in some very big movies. He will tell you it is because there are no good roles for him. The fact is, he has dropped to B- because he is a pain to work with, not a very good actor and his graduation from only booze to booze and coke is making him a big liability. He does not shower much either.
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