She's getting married in the morning, I wonder how she is spending this evening? Cuddled up with Kevin or cosy night in with the girls
I'm thinking she has been slowly dipped in a HUGE vat of warm wax up to her top lip to ensure she is completely fluff free for the day.
Followed by a jolly good sandpapering.
Then maybe a rub down by some furniture polishers so she has a nice even deep dark oak finish to show off her lovely white off the hip wedding gown?