In my dream my toilet wouldn't flush, and Gordon Ramsay was the plumber who came round to unblock it. He wore a kind of rubber wetsuit and was a really nice laid back guy. He refused to charge me and thanked me for the experience.
As he was leaving I got a phone call from Keith Lemon warning me never to eat in Gordon's restaurant. He wouldn't explain why, but he kept saying: "You know what microchips are, don't you?"