Gwyneth Paltrow voted most hated celeb
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Gwyneth:"Chris darling,I've put the little angels to bed in their handmade hemp hammocks.Would you care for some of my lovingly home made nut roast smothered in my specially imported tahini (only £5000 per gram from Harrods - soo reasonable and affordable)"
Chris:" Oh for goodness sake Gwyneth, can't you see I'm trying to write yet another album full of depressing wallpaper music? I'm a close personal friend of Jay-z you know. I'm so Rock and Roll yah"
Yes, I can imagine after a night at theirs, I'd be in urgent need of cheesy chips and a litre of meths.
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