Was going to say Adrian Mole, but remembered it was the Secret Diary of AM and nothing is secret with Mr. Andre.
Did anyone notice on last week's ep when he was piling on his fakebake and hair glue for his valentine's date with Emily, the camera panned to a card carefully placed so you could read what was written on it? A little essay, from my recollection, and I'm sure it was from Emily. How needy is this man that he'd put that on camera?? Everything's really for sale.