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Old 24-04-2013, 16:02
Georgiecats
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But she only got voted out because all of the female HMs and every female viewer were jealous of her great beauty don't you know?

As she is the most stunning female to walk on the face of the earth, it's a cross she's had to learn to bear.

At least her chunky husband was waiting outside for her when she left the house with a pile of ironing and a weeks worth of washing up on the sink
If she is so impossibly beautiful how come she ended up with Chunky? If she is to be believed she should be dating some A-list movie star because as we know everyone in the world is so envious of her darn beauty. The poor girl.

Maybe her fat husband raided the bin and ate the chocolates she can't allow herself to have because that would make her as fat as him and then she wouldn't be beautiful any more.

THE END.
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