Claims to fame are:
Chantelle - Being brilliant at carrying Boots bags whilst doing a sad face rather like this ->
Chanelle - being obsessed with Posh Spice and shagging Mini Me
Jade Goody - Late reality tv *star* with more money than sense
Jack Tweed - Hanger on husband of the above. Fond of punching people in the face, whacking kids with golf clubs and p*ssing on pool tables in his local
So, yes, you're not missing much
Best summary evah
But you're clearly a vile jellus bully.....