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Natalie Cassidy - deja vu anyone?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2316627/Lycra-clad-Natalie-Cassidy-cameras-starts-filming-ANOTHER-fitness-DVD.html
Guess what, rent a gob and professional yoyo dieter Natalie Cassidy is bringing out another fitness DVD, several years after bringing out her first one and then piling the weight back on.
Seriously, who would buy this?
Guess what, rent a gob and professional yoyo dieter Natalie Cassidy is bringing out another fitness DVD, several years after bringing out her first one and then piling the weight back on.
Seriously, who would buy this?
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Give it 18 months, she'll have piled the lot back on and she'll do an interview in OK/Reveal/Now/Chavweekly saying how much sexier she feel being fat and that her neanderthal boyfriend loves her being 27 stone. :yawn:
Firstly; eat lots of pies. Then, using the stupd amounts of money you get from your horrendous presenting skills and awful acting ability, hire a personal trainer, and lose the weight you've gained. Then earn lots of money from the fitness video.
Now comes the important bit. You have to do the whole thing all over again! Don't be lazy - back to the pies, people! We need to get that body nice and chunky again so we can lose the weight once more. Ignore the fact that yo-yo weight is deeply unhealthy, just pig out.
And, then it's time for your second fitness video! Don't worry, there are muppets out there who will still buy this rubbish the second time round, irrespective of the fact that you've shown yourself to have no willpower whatsoever so are hardly someone who should be preaching about weightloss. They'll lap it up, anyway. Cos they're thick. I love the British public, don't you?
And that's my five-step program. Can I have my £14 now?"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316691/Celebrity-Big-Brother-star-punched-strangled-girlfriend-refused-stay-listening-music-him.html
:eek:
I used to like Natalie Cassidy, actress.
If you're reading this, Natalie: go back to acting, you're good at it. Ditch the celebrity photocalls and celebrity dieting, youre better that all that.
And anyone who buys another DVD from this crashing bore should be lobotomized.
Never mind love, enjoy the lipo with the proceeds of the DVD - and then pile it all back on again at Greggs:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: She sends SUCH a bad message to girls; she's actually worse than a lot of celebs as she has made a career out of this nonsense and can't seem to decide whether she's happy being 7 stone or 17 stone. And again.:rolleyes:
Can only every play sonia. That voice. ugh
How did it come to this?
Why does the mail bother to give this woman any publicity?
To be fair to Natalie, I feel that way about 98% of the "celebs" they feature daily.
You say that as if the DM has better things to do with their time, LOL!
It's a publicity planter's dream paper. That's all they do. From One Direction to Kerry Katona. I try not to visit as often as I can.
Natalie's people are working hard to promo her latest move so naturally stories about her would end up there to get a wide number of views. More people then know she has a DVD out or whatever.
So am I. HE IS NOT STRAIGHT!
Then just before the next DVD is out she'll give an interview to the likes of OK saying how much better she feels now she's lost the weight
Surely she's an advertisement which would make people believe that exercise makes you fat?
After each exercise DVD she gets fat again.