I just have to wonder what the hell he finds to do all day. I was out of work for a long time due to illness and by Christ, I was so bored. Philth hardly seems the type to sit down with War and Peace or poetry. He barely even updates his FB anymore. What do you do all day Mr Chawner??
He watches TV with Audrey, takes his daughters out in Audrey's car, microwaves the family meals, does the washing. He has a really hectic life, he never stops. He's far too busy to work.