He watches TV with Audrey, takes his daughters out in Audrey's car, microwaves the family meals, does the washing. He has a really hectic life, he never stops. He's far too busy to work.
I've wondered for a while if they've ever applied to be on the likes of Cash in the Attic
. I wonder what they'd find down the back of the sofa or behind those mattresses.
Another thought. Perhaps all those minging mattresses are makeshift soundproofing?