Read these whilst flicking through Cosmopolitan, made me think of this thread.
Confessions of Fashion and Beauty Editors:
1) A supermodel arrived 3 hours late for a lingerie shoot I was styling, then proceeded to offer me drugs. When I turned her down, she announced that she hadn't had time to groom herself 'down there'. Cue me on my knees with a Bic razor 'tidying her up'.
Maybe the bisexual one that's always hanging about with Rita Ora, who has a French sounding name. Looks like a drugged up skank. ?