I had a bizarre dream about a celeb last night!! In my dream I got home from a very busy day and opened my fridge. The Dairylea triangles I had recently bought had been opened and only one triangle was left. I was puzzled and furious. Then a schoolfriend of mine called Simon dropped by and for some reason he was a paper boy. He handed me a newspaper and told me that earlier he'd seen Kate Bush pole vaulting over my garden hedge with Dairylea triangles in her mouth. For some reason I was aware that she comes in to my flat when I'm working away and wasn't happy about it.
Kate Bush - Dairylea triangle pilfering squatter
. (I'm a fan really
Everytime I read this I end up crying from laughter