So only read a bit of her "memoir" (doesn't all she have to do is staple together her weekly column drivel and call it a "memoir"?)
So basically she was a moany, aggressive bitch of a child who wanted expensive things that her poor parent's couldn't afford (I WANTED A PONY!!! WHY DIDN'T GET A PONY??"), was angry all the time and was ashamed to be poor. (Makes me wonder if she is a good example for "nature" (born a moody ungrateful cow) rather than "nuture" as her parents sounded lovely but poor).
Also, anyone STUPID enough to let a sheepdog off the lead deserves to possibly die alone on the moor. And yes Liz, we wouldn't have come to your funeral.