I am imagining what Peter's 'reality' show might be like for the sake of a joke about how pathetically contrived it has been in the past (at least what I've seen of it).
I don't imagine what his life is actually like because I don't actually care. I occasionally amuse myself at his (and other zelebs) sheer idiocy and desperate attempts to cling on to most pathetic of fame. I have no interest in him beyond that. And, bar bearing her no ill will, my interest in Emily is absolutely nil.
Oh you're so right, Kat. Regardless of the content, the formula will remain the tried and tested one of PA being held up as a beacon of awe-inspiring, idiot-pleasing DOTYness.