Was is Jamine Leonard or Alicia Dovall who said our Simon goes like a train and can manage 11 hours on the job?
Chapeaus off to Lauren Silverman though......she has majored in 'open cast gold digging', drives a JCB, and succeeded where the lesser members of the Harem have failed. Who said patience wasn't a virtue?
Don't know about putting 'a ring on it', more like he should have 'tied a knot in it'.
Still at least Mummy Cowell is happy at the prospect of being a Grandma.
Personally I think it's a master PR stroke as our Max knows the only thing that shifts copy faster is a Royal wedding or Royal baby and there is no more likely to be one of those this side of Christmas leaving all headlines clear for a very hetro Daddy Cowell, his virile self and a fading TV show in need of a shove up the ratings.
I think she's the only woman that Cowell ever wanted to marry, the dirty old fruit.