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Old 07-08-2013, 14:24
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I had a bizarre dream about a celeb last night!! In my dream I got home from a very busy day and opened my fridge. The Dairylea triangles I had recently bought had been opened and only one triangle was left. I was puzzled and furious. Then a schoolfriend of mine called Simon dropped by and for some reason he was a paper boy. He handed me a newspaper and told me that earlier he'd seen Kate Bush pole vaulting over my garden hedge with Dairylea triangles in her mouth. For some reason I was aware that she comes in to my flat when I'm working away and wasn't happy about it.

Kate Bush - Dairylea triangle pilfering squatter . (I'm a fan really )
This is one of the funniest things I have read in ages. The images it conjures up are hysterical. Thanks for posting that Daisy.
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