Be honest, are you really on this thread to protect all men in the public eye from being scrutinised or do you secretly want to know who is in the closet, otherwise why are you even reading this thread? This is a fun thread as hinted at in the title and some of the comedy posts, if you don't like it you don't need to read it.
If I wanted to find out which celebs are closeted I certainly wouldn't find it here. The only person we know is closeted is Luke Evans, because there is proof.
Otherwise it is just bringing up random names, which is pointless and often laughable, especially when people try and convince themselves is true. I have no problem with people joking around, but the refusal to accept what people say about their sexuality is silly.