Katona - Marriage Number 3...maybe

Mr Dangerous · 03/03/13 - 05:21

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/kerry-katona-walk-down-aisle-1739670

Oh dear,...:eek:

Saltydog1955 · 03/03/13 - 05:29

Mr Dangerous wrote: »

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/kerry-katona-walk-down-aisle-1739670

Oh dear,...:eek:

''Kerry’s certain this marriage will last for ever.”

That'll be three months then. He sounds a right charmer.

[Deleted User] · 03/03/13 - 05:34

I thought this was her fifth marriage

And I don't mean that badly, I genuinely thought that

johartuk · 03/03/13 - 05:40

Karry Katona is only 32?:eek:

[Deleted User] · 03/03/13 - 05:55

Let them get on with it. I just hope nobody buys the mags to see the photos or we will end up with another next year.

Blondie X · 03/03/13 - 06:02

She will never learn will she? No doubt she'll be doing a Pwicey and be up the spout within weeks.

Honestly, these z list tw*ts are so predictable these days, we know whats coming even beore they do

AdelaideGirl · 03/03/13 - 06:41

I know what you mean. Sometimes the predictability makes me wonder if the are real people or just made up by some crazy magazine.

Does Kerry go home close the doors take off the fat suit, start talking like a rational person and have a cup of tea.

NotaTypo · 03/03/13 - 06:57

Looks like Waynetta will have a Braaaahn Baybeeeee before long!

Becky Sharpe · 03/03/13 - 07:28

Awww ♥ ❤

They even have tattoos of each other’s initials on their necks.

Maaarrk [#2] is Johnny Depp by comparison :eek:.. Is KK trying to compete with Krusty in the wedding cake scoffing stakes?

phil solo · 03/03/13 - 14:12

I like this line:-

George, 33, who was released from jail in 2011 after serving time for blackmail, has won the blessing of Kerry’s mum Sue

"Our kind of people", eh Sue?

hopeless case · 03/03/13 - 15:09

Of all the past crimes - its blackmail. That's got to be the worst choice of ex-boyfriend crimes for KK isn't it?

The Prumeister · 03/03/13 - 15:16

Surely he's failed part 1 of any potential suitor a la Katona? Doesn't he need to be caught a flagrante with the mother in law?:eek:

It fair warms the cockles.

Westy2 · 03/03/13 - 15:18

How is the Atomic Kitten reunion going by the way?

Havent heard much about it!

Bet Jenny Frost is thanking her lucky stars her baby making got in the way?

Glowbot · 03/03/13 - 15:20

Oh god the tongue thing. It wasn't cute when she was young either.

I wonder if she is beyond settling down and shutting up at this stage.

Saltydog1955 · 03/03/13 - 15:20

I doubt this wedding will happen.

After all she's been ready to marry at least half a dozen others and they've never reached the altar.

Blondie X · 03/03/13 - 15:28

The Prumeister wrote: »

Surely he's failed part 1 of any potential suitor a la Katona? Doesn't he need to be caught a flagrante with the mother in law?:eek:

It fair warms the cockles.

Maybe that's what this comment is implying.

George, 33, who was released from jail in 2011 after serving time for blackmail, has won the blessing of Kerry’s mum Sue

Sue has road tested his equipment and it's all on good working order

scone · 03/03/13 - 15:38

I would rather the mother disapproved than approved, as she is a crap judge of character.

This man is too good looking to stay faithful to Katona, is he using her for a career step? Do the press still wait outside her house?

And what is Mark Croft doing now? I'd find that more interesting than looking at her gurning face

The Prumeister · 03/03/13 - 15:40

Blondie X wrote: »

Maybe that's what this comment is implying.

Sue has road tested his equipment and it's all on good working order

Thanks mate. I have just been a little bit sick in my mouth:(:eek::D

spaniel-lover · 03/03/13 - 15:42

KK is the epitome of bad taste.

[Deleted User] · 03/03/13 - 18:05

Then next will come the baby bump and a deal with ok magazine. Then the post baby weight problem accompanied by a workout DVD and a book launch detailing every single revelation she endured along the way. Followed by a slurred session on the couch next to Philip Schofield who will be rubbing his hands with glee that she's fallen for yet ANOTHER con man and it's all fallen spectacularly apart. Cannot wait personally.