Katona - Marriage Number 3...maybe

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  • Saltydog1955Saltydog1955 Posts: 4,134
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    ''Kerry’s certain this marriage will last for ever.”

    That'll be three months then. He sounds a right charmer. :p
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,888
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    I thought this was her fifth marriage :o And I don't mean that badly, I genuinely thought that
  • johartukjohartuk Posts: 11,320
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    Karry Katona is only 32?:eek:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,073
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    Let them get on with it. I just hope nobody buys the mags to see the photos or we will end up with another next year.
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    She will never learn will she? No doubt she'll be doing a Pwicey and be up the spout within weeks.

    Honestly, these z list tw*ts are so predictable these days, we know whats coming even beore they do
  • AdelaideGirlAdelaideGirl Posts: 3,498
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    I know what you mean. Sometimes the predictability makes me wonder if the are real people or just made up by some crazy magazine.

    Does Kerry go home close the doors take off the fat suit, start talking like a rational person and have a cup of tea.
  • NotaTypoNotaTypo Posts: 4,253
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    Looks like Waynetta will have a Braaaahn Baybeeeee before long!
  • Becky SharpeBecky Sharpe Posts: 669
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    Awww ♥ ❤
    They even have tattoos of each other’s initials on their necks.
    Maaarrk [#2] is Johnny Depp by comparison :eek:.. Is KK trying to compete with Krusty in the wedding cake scoffing stakes?
  • phil solophil solo Posts: 9,669
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    I like this line:-

    George, 33, who was released from jail in 2011 after serving time for blackmail, has won the blessing of Kerry’s mum Sue

    "Our kind of people", eh Sue?
  • hopeless casehopeless case Posts: 5,245
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    Of all the past crimes - its blackmail. That's got to be the worst choice of ex-boyfriend crimes for KK isn't it?
  • The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    Surely he's failed part 1 of any potential suitor a la Katona? Doesn't he need to be caught a flagrante with the mother in law?:eek:

    It fair warms the cockles.
  • Westy2Westy2 Posts: 14,355
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    How is the Atomic Kitten reunion going by the way?

    Havent heard much about it!

    Bet Jenny Frost is thanking her lucky stars her baby making got in the way?
  • GlowbotGlowbot Posts: 14,847
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    Oh god the tongue thing. It wasn't cute when she was young either.

    I wonder if she is beyond settling down and shutting up at this stage.
  • Saltydog1955Saltydog1955 Posts: 4,134
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    I doubt this wedding will happen.

    After all she's been ready to marry at least half a dozen others and they've never reached the altar.
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    Surely he's failed part 1 of any potential suitor a la Katona? Doesn't he need to be caught a flagrante with the mother in law?:eek:

    It fair warms the cockles.

    Maybe that's what this comment is implying.
    George, 33, who was released from jail in 2011 after serving time for blackmail, has won the blessing of Kerry’s mum Sue

    Sue has road tested his equipment and it's all on good working order ;)
  • sconescone Posts: 14,850
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    I would rather the mother disapproved than approved, as she is a crap judge of character.

    This man is too good looking to stay faithful to Katona, is he using her for a career step? Do the press still wait outside her house?

    And what is Mark Croft doing now? I'd find that more interesting than looking at her gurning face :D
  • The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Maybe that's what this comment is implying.



    Sue has road tested his equipment and it's all on good working order ;)




    Thanks mate. I have just been a little bit sick in my mouth:(:eek::D
  • spaniel-loverspaniel-lover Posts: 4,188
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    KK is the epitome of bad taste.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,182
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    Then next will come the baby bump and a deal with ok magazine. Then the post baby weight problem accompanied by a workout DVD and a book launch detailing every single revelation she endured along the way. Followed by a slurred session on the couch next to Philip Schofield who will be rubbing his hands with glee that she's fallen for yet ANOTHER con man and it's all fallen spectacularly apart. Cannot wait personally.
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    I need the money and OK will provide.:yawn:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 905
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    As Natasha and Liz place their head in their hands, I can hear Jenny Frost laughing loudly.
  • Nesta RobbinsNesta Robbins Posts: 30,570
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    Just step away from the aisle - nothing to see here!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 26,449
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    NotaTypo wrote: »
    Looks like Waynetta will have a Braaaahn Baybeeeee before long!

    :D:D

    Probably not allowed to say that anymore :(
  • i4ui4u Posts: 54,801
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    Well you know it's a load of nonsense when you read this...
    ...she is renting a £3million home with in Wigan.

    No disrespect to Wigan but... :rolleyes:
  • TejasTejas Posts: 5,027
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    As Natasha and Liz place their head in their hands, I can hear Jenny Frost laughing loudly.

    :D Bet they will be really kicking themselves for letting her back in Atomic Kitten when this all implodes!
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