Homemade Masturbation Tools

funkystyleyfunkystyley Posts: 687
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Anyone made any diy masturbation tools.

I once rolled up a sock, stuck a latex glove inside, lubricated the inside of the glove and used it to masturbate.

It gave me the sensation of oral sex ...........
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  • Teddy SmithTeddy Smith Posts: 730
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    Here's one I prepared earlier............

    :D
  • funkystyleyfunkystyley Posts: 687
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    http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/condom-roll.html

    That site has some excellent diy sex toys for you to make ........
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 246
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    Haha, um, thanks for sharing?
  • Granny WeatherwaxGranny Weatherwax Posts: 52,923
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    Anyone made any diy masturbation tools.

    I once rolled up a sock, stuck a latex glove inside, lubricated the inside of the glove and used it to masturbate.

    It gave me the sensation of oral sex ...........

    :eek::eek:

    *speechless*

    :D
  • Rogana JoshRogana Josh Posts: 41,348
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    Another rude thread.

    :eek::D

    Its' educational though!:eek:
  • Babe RainbowBabe Rainbow Posts: 34,349
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    Anyone made any diy masturbation tools.

    I once rolled up a sock, stuck a latex glove inside, lubricated the inside of the glove and used it to masturbate.

    It gave me the sensation of oral sex ...........
    Its' educational though!:eek:


    Not bloody 'alf :eek: :p:o
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,653
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    Its' educational though!:eek:

    Educational?! It's sounds bloody scary to me :eek:
  • Teddy SmithTeddy Smith Posts: 730
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    Deleted.
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Anyone made any diy masturbation tools.

    I once rolled up a sock, stuck a latex glove inside, lubricated the inside of the glove and used it to masturbate.

    It gave me the sensation of oral sex ...........

    What type of men or women have you been with :D:D
  • Granny WeatherwaxGranny Weatherwax Posts: 52,923
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    I usually just use my right hand - with my hand gently wrapped round my thinglebob.

    I like using Radox shower gel sometimes, though - is safer.

    Sometimes, I go too quick and my hand either slips off or I almost tear my banjo string. :cry::cry:


    (Awaits month-long ban from Mods)

    :eek::eek:

    *speechless*
  • lalalandlalaland Posts: 11,882
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    :eek:


    I wonder how many people A&E see on a night with embarrassed look and strange contraptions attached to their genitals or inserter in orifices :D
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Jam Jar and some mince, its wise to heat the mince a bit first. Certainly give it a bit extra flavour :)
  • Teddy SmithTeddy Smith Posts: 730
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    :eek::eek:

    *speechless*


    Sorry for going into so much rude detail.
  • Babe RainbowBabe Rainbow Posts: 34,349
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    I usually just use my right hand - with my hand gently wrapped round my thinglebob.

    I like using Radox shower gel sometimes, though - is safer.

    Sometimes, I go too quick and my hand either slips off or I almost tear my banjo string. :cry::cry:


    (Awaits month-long ban from Mods)


    Ooooooh Teddy, I do hope not :p

    Not sure quite how to respond to the rest though ;)
  • Teddy SmithTeddy Smith Posts: 730
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    Ooooooh Teddy, I do hope not :p

    Not sure quite how to respond to the rest though ;)


    The rest of what?

    Actually, lets change the subject - shall we?
  • Babe RainbowBabe Rainbow Posts: 34,349
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    The rest of what?

    Actually, lets change the subject - shall we?

    I think it might be best ...................... :)
  • ~*~Jess~*~~*~Jess~*~ Posts: 4,157
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    LMAO those homemade sex toys are hilarious. Especially the one that says 'Love your couch'!! :D

    And wouldn't putting your meat in between 2 sponges chaffe and burn a little?! :eek::D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,803
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    _the_don wrote: »
    Jam Jar and some mince, its wise to heat the mince a bit first. Certainly give it a bit extra flavour :)

    :eek:

    Don't you love Fridays! This thread has certainly cheered up what has otherwise been a shit day! :D
  • Teddy SmithTeddy Smith Posts: 730
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    I think it might be best ...................... :)


    Oakey-dokey.

    Will do that.
  • Teddy SmithTeddy Smith Posts: 730
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    Somebody please point the OP to the Jackinworld site.

    I'm too afraid to post the link.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 9,342
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    lol jackinworld

    I used to go on that years ago
  • Babe RainbowBabe Rainbow Posts: 34,349
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    earsnot wrote: »
    lol jackinworld

    I used to go on that years ago

    What is it ?
    Never heard of it :confused:
    Is it a boy thing ?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,336
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    lalaland wrote: »
    :eek:


    I wonder how many people A&E see on a night with embarrassed look and strange contraptions attached to their genitals or inserter in orifices :D

    I remember a man being admitted to a surgical ward I was working on as a student nurse when I was 18. Sister wouldn't tell me what the problem was and I was sent to clean the treatment room - bless - I think she thought I was too young and innocent but I was later told by a rather crude SHO what the exact nature of the problem was:eek:
  • lalalandlalaland Posts: 11,882
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    shazzyfizz wrote: »
    I remember a man being admitted to a surgical ward I was working on as a student nurse when I was 18. Sister wouldn't tell me what the problem was and I was sent to clean the treatment room - bless - I think she thought I was too young and innocent but I was later told by a rather crude SHO what the exact nature of the problem was:eek:

    Oi! You can't stop there, you know that we need to know what it was now :D
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