Shag, Marry, Beer and Kill thread

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Which celebs living or deceased would you do the following?


This thread is just for fun of course. :D

For me:

Shag - Megan Fox
Marry - Clair Danes
Have a beer with - Ayrton Senna
Kill - Simon Cowell
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,138
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    I thought the title was

    Shag Mary Berry and Kill..............
  • James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    I never plan on doing any of those things with anyone
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 695
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    Spoil sports
  • SexSex Posts: 44,161
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    Make love to: Ryan gosling
    Wed: Ryan gosling
    I don't drink but I'd have tea with Daniel Craig
    Dispose of: 1 direction
  • CaldariCaldari Posts: 5,890
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    Shag: Stana Katic
    Marry: Eva Green
    Beer: Brian Cox
    Kill: Piers Morgan
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,512
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    Shag - Miley Cyrus
    Marry - Eden Sher
    Have a beer with - Lindsay Lohan
    Kill - Michael J. Fox
  • Si_CreweSi_Crewe Posts: 40,202
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    Shag: Mila Jovovich
    Marry: The Missus
    Beer: Murray Walker
    Kill: Piers Morgan
  • yorkiegalyorkiegal Posts: 18,929
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    My daytime tv picks.

    Shag: the posh bloke from Escape to the Country
    Marry: Bradley Walsh
    Beer: Matthew Wright
    Kill: Jeremy Kyle
  • Victoria SpongeVictoria Sponge Posts: 16,645
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    Shag: Joey from Eastenders
    Marry: Joey from Eastenders
    Beer (though I'd substitute it with a caipirinha): Kim Kardashian
    Kill: the terrible twins, Jeremy Kyle and Matthew Right
  • muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    Shag: George Clooney
    Marry: Andrew Lincoln
    Have a beer with: Billy Joel
    Kill: The cast of TOWIE
  • swehsweh Posts: 13,665
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    Shag - Charles Dickens
    Marry - Charles I
    Have a beer with - Dom Perignon
    Kill - Casper
  • kookiethekatkookiethekat Posts: 2,867
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    RiverChelt wrote: »
    Shag - Miley Cyrus
    Marry - Eden Sher
    Have a beer with - Lindsay Lohan
    Kill - Michael J. Fox

    :eek::eek::eek:
    Why would you KILL Michael J Fox?
  • kookiethekatkookiethekat Posts: 2,867
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    Shag: Jensen Ackles (Dean Winchester from Supernatural)
    Marry: See above
    Have a beer with: The cast of Red Dwarf
    Kill: anyone that appears on celeb juice
  • pinkyponk34pinkyponk34 Posts: 1,244
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    Interesting our devotion to celebrity, given the chance to kill [ or maybe marry given the weirdos on DS ] multiple killers like Sutcliffe, Neilson, Black or Tobin the DS plebs opt for Piers Morgan and Jeremy Kyle who, unless I'm very much mistaken, haven't maimed or killed anyone.
  • swehsweh Posts: 13,665
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    Interesting our devotion to celebrity, given the chance to kill [ or maybe marry given the weirdos on DS ] multiple killers like Sutcliffe, Neilson, Black or Tobin the DS plebs opt for Piers Morgan and Jeremy Kyle who, unless I'm very much mistaken, haven't maimed or killed anyone.

    lol alright then fellow pleb - your turn.

    What are your choices?
  • BastardBeaverBastardBeaver Posts: 11,903
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    Shag - Tom Hardy
    Marry - Mickey Flanagan
    Beer - Alan Carr
    Kill - Terri Dwyer!
  • Mr. BlueskyMr. Bluesky Posts: 382
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    Ghandi
    Mother Theresea
    Nelson Mandela
    Martin Luther King
    Hitler
    Jesus


    vomit in cup
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 313
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    Serena Williams
    Serena Williams
    Barack Obama
    Can't decide between Murdoch or Cameron...
  • Granny McSmithGranny McSmith Posts: 19,622
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    I can't play this because I've got too many people on my shag list. :(

    I'd never get married again.

    Beer, ditto with first category

    Kill, Tony Blair.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,954
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    Shag - Kari Byron
    Marry - Victoria Coren
    Beer - Prince Harry
    Kill - Glenn Beck
  • Granny McSmithGranny McSmith Posts: 19,622
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    Ghandi
    Mother Theresea
    Nelson Mandela
    Martin Luther King
    Hitler
    Jesus


    vomit in cup

    You want to shag Gandhi?:eek:
  • NaturalWorrierNaturalWorrier Posts: 649
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    Shag - Kelly Brook
    Marry - Kelly Brook
    Beer - Kelly Brook
    Kill - Kelly Brooks other half.

    No?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,017
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    Shag: Aragorn from Lord of the Rings or Sawyer from Lost
    Marry: Tim Berners Lee
    Beer: Sue Perkins
    Kill: the Daily Mail
  • Kolin KlingonKolin Klingon Posts: 4,296
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    yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    I really don't think that DS will let a thread talking about killing people will last long.

    (I personally have no objection)
  • BastardBeaverBastardBeaver Posts: 11,903
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    You want to shag Gandhi?:eek:

    It's alright, he tries terribly hard to be 'alternative' :yawn:
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