What is your idea of hell?

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  • Rich Tea.Rich Tea. Posts: 22,048
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    A few offers for my idea of Hell, from the lighthearted to the very serious, you decide which;

    This Earth we are on now.

    David Cameron winning the next election.

    Being naked and the only person forbidden from ever wearing clothes again, anywhere.

    Another series of "The Jump" on Channel 4.

    Andy Murray daring to actually win Wimbledon again this summer.

    A record wet spring.

    Meeting 80% of those I was at school with in a school reunion.

    Being unable to self fellate.

    Living in North Korea.

    Living near Milton Keynes.

    Being body dysmorphic.

    Loneliness.

    Thrown alive into a raging furnace.

    Only ever allowed to listen to music by Olly Murs ever again.

    Being the Siamese conjoined twin of Jeremy Clarkson or Philip Schofield.

    Having to cut the back garden with a pair of scissors fortnightly.

    Listening to Radio 1 over the age of 40.

    Being fully aware in a persistent vegetative state.
  • LakieLadyLakieLady Posts: 19,712
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    100 yards..roundabout..100 yards..roundabout..100 yards..bigger roundabout..100 yards..roundabout..


    So true! The satnav sounded like a stuck record whenever I was in MK.

    My idea of hell is Croydon town centre though. MK is uplifting by comparison.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,118
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    flower 2 wrote: »
    Is this innocent internet bullying?

    Ya we're bullying Susan Boyle
  • HoffmisterHoffmister Posts: 11,893
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    not being able to find the puntcher repair kit when my girl Annie gets a leak
  • irishfeenirishfeen Posts: 10,025
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    Living in an overly PC country would be complete and utter hell for me.
  • mushymanrobmushymanrob Posts: 17,992
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    1fab wrote: »
    Eternal life, condemned to do the same things for ever.

    pinched my reply! :p

    fully agree... eternal monotany, how mind numbingly boooorrring..
  • spiney2spiney2 Posts: 27,058
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    heaven.
  • alan29alan29 Posts: 34,612
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    Watching TV
  • kiviraatkiviraat Posts: 4,634
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    -Having to converse with people
    -Shopping centres
    -Being stuck on the London underground in summer
    -Listening to Steve Wright on radio 2
  • RAINBOWGIRL22RAINBOWGIRL22 Posts: 24,459
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    Rich Tea. wrote: »
    A few offers for my idea of Hell, from the lighthearted to the very serious, you decide which;

    This Earth we are on now.

    David Cameron winning the next election.

    Being naked and the only person forbidden from ever wearing clothes again, anywhere.

    Another series of "The Jump" on Channel 4.

    Andy Murray daring to actually win Wimbledon again this summer.

    A record wet spring.

    Meeting 80% of those I was at school with in a school reunion.

    Being unable to self fellate.

    Living in North Korea.

    Living near Milton Keynes.

    Being body dysmorphic.

    Loneliness.

    Thrown alive into a raging furnace.

    Only ever allowed to listen to music by Olly Murs ever again.

    Being the Siamese conjoined twin of Jeremy Clarkson or Philip Schofield.

    Having to cut the back garden with a pair of scissors fortnightly.

    Listening to Radio 1 over the age of 40.

    Being fully aware in a persistent vegetative state.

    :o:o
  • warleywitchwarleywitch Posts: 2,541
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    Being stuck on Loose Women on an eternal loop or even This morning with the Irish man and his wife as presenters.
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