What's The Best Porn Channel?

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I am thinking of subscribing to one of the many and varied adult channels. 1: Can i do this without my partner knowing? 2: Which would you suggest is worth the time and brass? 3:Grateful for advice.
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  • satman5000satman5000 Posts: 1,482
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    Henghis wrote:
    I am thinking of subscribing to one of the many and varied adult channels. 1: Can i do this without my partner knowing? 2: Which would you suggest is worth the time and brass? 3:Grateful for advice.

    Chances are unless your partner goes through your credit card statements then they won't find out.

    IMO none of them is worth the time and brass, you said yourself you have a partner!

    You can get all you want for free and more if you wish via the internet.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,134
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    thats really not fair on your partner if you want to subscribe to a porn channel. obviously she not very "co-ordinated" in some places...
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 394
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    Keep your cash, hardcore is still not allowed on TV in the UK.

    You don't actually see any full on action.
  • bradfordniceboybradfordniceboy Posts: 90
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    probably the same as the free channels like friendly tv
  • BrianlionBrianlion Posts: 2,722
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    the pron channels are cencersed.
    save the money , you'll get more action with your wife than these shitty channels allow you to see.
  • danbruscadanbrusca Posts: 120
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    I would opt for Television X, mainly because you're getting three channels in the price.

    Of course, many will moan that it's not hardcore stuff but if the acres of naked flesh on offer aren't enough to do the job for you, I would worry ;)
  • TipptopTipptop Posts: 991
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    Will some one with knowledge of Hengis question please answer I'm sure other people would also want to know and who cares if its softcore its still entertaing
  • Shelley FabaresShelley Fabares Posts: 2,968
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    But everyone has a different viewpoint. Most people think that all of the adult output on Sky is crap and a complete waste of money. I can get"The Adult Channel" ( which I think is one of Sky's erotic channels) on 1W as I don't sub to Sky and it's rubbish.
  • stackmanstackman Posts: 710
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    It all depends on your taste, of course, but I quite like the red-hot channels. My preference is for amateur type ladies and they have three channels with mostly home-made amateur stuff. You pay £12 to subscribe then £3.99 for each night you view.

    The payment shows on your statement as Digi-Bill mail.

    It may be softcore but you still see plenty of pink.

    If you like more mainstream stuff they have a movie, all girl and a barely 18 channels as well.
  • HarshadHarshad Posts: 5,996
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    But everyone has a different viewpoint. Most people think that all of the adult output on Sky is crap and a complete waste of money. I can get"The Adult Channel" ( which I think is one of Sky's erotic channels) on 1W as I don't sub to Sky and it's rubbish.
    yep, I can see Playboy on 13E and agree it's pap!
  • Shelley FabaresShelley Fabares Posts: 2,968
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    Should the word "pap" not be plural. :)
  • HarshadHarshad Posts: 5,996
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    oops, silly me! :D
  • Channel HopperChannel Hopper Posts: 15,941
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    Alex Young wrote:
    thats really not fair on your partner if you want to subscribe to a porn channel. obviously she not very "co-ordinated" in some places...


    A touch assuming. Hengis may be a female and partner of either sex

    Obviously the amount of full on action and toys may not be that great on any of the offerings from Astra2, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

    As for the comment on hardcore not being allowed in the UK (PFF) one is quite legally able to purchase a subscription card for European TV from the back pages of many satellite magazines, allowing the reception from France, Spain, Italy and other. Legality doesnt come into it unless you try to flog the recordings down the pub, or rebroadcast the channel to the neighbourhood.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2
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    Henghis wrote:
    1: Can i do this without my partner knowing? 2: Which would you suggest is worth the time and brass? 3:Grateful for advice.

    How you can do it without your partner knowing is something only you can answer, although if you lack a criminal streak you could gen up with some back issues of 'True Detective'.

    As for the best value: I recommend BBC Parliment of which the House of Lords is far more entertaining than the 'other place'.
  • happy_andyhappy_andy Posts: 132
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    Harshad wrote:
    yep, I can see Playboy on 13E and agree it's pap!

    Out of interest are these channels FTA?
    Do they have the same content aswell?

    Cheers Andy
  • farfar Posts: 3,697
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    Playboy at 13E is not FTA - it's part of the Polsat package and encrypted in Nagravision.
  • Clacton CrewClacton Crew Posts: 1,599
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    yes i think you can get a satellite receiver with dish and 12 months subscription for around £200 but the dish will not pick up any sky channels only Euro ones. which are on 13%E and 19%E.
  • happy_andyhappy_andy Posts: 132
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    Ah right, ive just gone back to sky and im pretty happy with it.
    Whats the best porn channels out there then for a fair cheap fee, ive already got a spare dish so wouldnt mind having some fun!
  • Clacton CrewClacton Crew Posts: 1,599
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    this might be of some help http://www.digicams-uk.com/prod267.htm
  • happy_andyhappy_andy Posts: 132
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    thanks for the link.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 181
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    anything on astra1 (FTA or "forgetful" with encryption sometimes).
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Xplicit XXX on 984 can sometimes go over the edge.
  • astra19Eastra19E Posts: 2,554
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    Hotbird has far more selection and is far sloppier with encryption.
    I love how when they advertise the Arabian films, they pixelate the woman's face. She wasn't even doing anything sexual, just dancing.
  • happy_andyhappy_andy Posts: 132
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    Could you get 28E 19E and 13E on a 60 cm dish?
    Im in south england.
  • Clacton CrewClacton Crew Posts: 1,599
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    yes 60 should be ok for 13%E i got 70% signal on a comag sl55 with 0.6db LMB
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