I must admit it's the first time Environmental Health have come banging on the door to bring things to a close. We had that Greenpeace lot round earlier convinced we were illegally dumping noxious waste. When we showed them we were actually home fermenting vegan food they soon changed their tune, invited themselves in and did some crystal healing. (good job they didn't see Mrs Nebo clubbing those seals round the back. )
Not really. She was teaching them to honk the theme to Dallas on horns with their noses
I must admit it's the first time Environmental Health have come banging on the door to bring things to a close. We had that Greenpeace lot round earlier convinced we were illegally dumping noxious waste. When we showed them we were actually home fermenting vegan food they soon changed their tune, invited themselves in and did some crystal healing. (good job they didn't see Mrs Nebo clubbing those seals round the back. )
Not really. She was teaching them to honk the theme to Dallas on horns with their noses
Did they find your secret stash of deep fried bacon balls?
We must hear more of Mrs Nebo and her impressive hooters
Did they find your secret stash of deep fried bacon balls?
We must hear more of Mrs Nebo and her impressive hooters
Bacon? Nooooo....they're soya substitute, honest! They did look at us a bit funny when Mrs Nebo asked me to defrost Linda mcCartney's balls for our guests.
She's not ready for a public hooter showing. She says one of them keeps going wonky.
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The word I'm looking for is something between Morok and Xeron.
Xerox is the first word that came to mind from that? WTF has a photocopier company got to do with it?
I'm all yours! mwah.
That sounds perfect!
And that sounds even more perfect!
*programmes autoserve not to make Percy any more Alzarian Lager shandy*
*transmats Percy to guest room 3 to sleep it off*
Evening Kiddiwinks, how have your weekends been?
That sounds like one hell of a party!
Did they find your secret stash of deep fried bacon balls?
Aching today. if i didnt hate human contact so much i'd ask for a massage.
*hopes one of the beds upstairs has "magic fingers"
ooooo I like the sound of those!
*borrows Tardis, travels back 4 weeks, orders beds for all guest rooms on 14 day delivery, travels back to present day*
take your pick
Woohoo!
I may be some time
*disappears upstairs
*transmats huge piece of pie upstairs for Dgem while she's relaxing*
wow you'd make the perfect wife
*unzips secret compartment entrance in side of Magic Fingers mattress, squeezes inside and starts to operate it.*
LMFAO
Urgh, feel like I need a bath!
hehehe
Seriously though, you need to teach R how to leave me alone and bring me pie
I see what you mean
Handy, though
Need someone to scrub your back?
**activates Iantodroid**
Bacon? Nooooo....they're soya substitute, honest! They did look at us a bit funny when Mrs Nebo asked me to defrost Linda mcCartney's balls for our guests.