The Limerick thread reborn. (Part 9)

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  • MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    The horse stood in the knacker's yard
    The time had come to play his last card
    With one kick of a hoof
    He brought down the roof
    Now there's nothing left of the Shard.
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    Smash a glass and you'll get some bad luck
  • smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    Smash a glass and you'll get some bad luck
    Like falling down a hole or being hit by a truck
  • tanstaafltanstaafl Posts: 21,820
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    Smash a glass and you'll get some bad luck
    Like falling down a hole or being hit by a truck
    But seven years is a bit OTT
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    Smash a glass and you'll get some bad luck
    Like falling down a hole or being hit by a truck
    But seven years is a bit OTT
    Ok then let's make it three
  • BizBiz Posts: 14,756
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    Smash a glass and you'll get some bad luck
    Like falling down a hole or being hit by a truck
    But seven years is a bit OTT
    Ok then let's make it three
    Break a mirror though and you'd be stuck.
  • smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    The mirror cracked from side to side
  • MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    The mirror cracked from side to side
    An image of my face it could not abide
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,161
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    The mirror cracked from side to side
    An image of my face it could not abide
    I'm a hideous beast
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    The mirror cracked from side to side
    An image of my face it could not abide
    I'm a hideous beast
    Well you know that at least :D
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,161
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    The mirror cracked from side to side
    An image of my face it could not abide
    I'm a hideous beast
    Well you know that at least
    I couldn't look good if I tried!!
    sobbed bellybutton :p
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    I cried till I developed a rash
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,161
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    I cried till I developed a rash
    Which didn't go well with my tash
  • smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    I cried till I developed a rash
    Which didn't go well with my tash
    It was bright red and peeling :eek:
  • sybilvimessybilvimes Posts: 581
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    I cried till I developed a rash
    Which didn't go well with my tash
    It was bright red and peeling :eek:
    My lips lost all feeling
  • PobletPoblet Posts: 10,923
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    I cried till I developed a rash
    Which didn't go well with my tash
    It was bright red and peeling :eek:
    My lips lost all feeling
    So I dribbled all of my mash.:(
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    Sometimes you need a mash hammer
  • smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    Sometimes you need a mash hammer
    To deal with an annoying spammer
  • MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    Sometimes you need a mash hammer
    To deal with an annoying spammer
    They need a good blow
  • tanstaafltanstaafl Posts: 21,820
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    Sometimes you need a mash hammer
    To deal with an annoying spammer
    They need a good blow
    That is fast and not slow
  • sybilvimessybilvimes Posts: 581
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    Sometimes you need a mash hammer
    To deal with an annoying spammer
    They need a good blow
    That is fast and not slow
    And proves an effective jammer.
  • PobletPoblet Posts: 10,923
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    There once was a small jam sponge cake
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    There once was a small jam sponge cake
    Fell in love with a Cadbury's flake
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    There once was a small jam sponge cake
    Fell in love with a Cadbury's flake
    They had baby Jaffas
  • smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    There once was a small jam sponge cake
    Fell in love with a Caburys Flake
    They had baby Jaffas
    Who had muscles like Rafa's
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